Help! I’m in Jail!

Help, Help! I’ve been taken into custody! I’m in Jail!

I was arrested by a sight I saw in downtown Franklin today.

They said I was caught by the lady cop, they kept calling Miss Demeanor. Never did see her.

I was pulled into the Old Jail right next to the Town Square.

I was led through a virtual labyrinth of display cases. Probably items the jail had taken from previous inmates.

They threw me into a small room and the lights were turned off and strange things that looked like rocks began to glow. Eerily. It was scary.




I told them I would confess but they weren’t interested. Everybody was looking at a new rock.

Finally they asked me if I could read a legal document. I said “yes”, and they put this thing in my lap. I told them it was the Magna Carta. They laughed. It was my court order they said, ordering me to be held in jail until I could decipher it.







So I was thrown into the slammer. Then they took the key and sealed it away in a crypt in the wall!

So help! Come to downtown Franklin as quick as you can and come looking for me. I will be the one with the baleful look. Here's how to find me: http://fgmm.org/